Name a cockroach or rat after your ex on Valentine’s Day

For those who harbor resentment about that one nasty ex, the San Antonio Zoo in Texas has the perfect solution this Valentine.

For a mere 5 dollars, you can name a cockroach after your ex-sweetheart, and the zoo then feeds it on 14 February to an animal at the “Cry Me a Cockroach” event.

For those whose ex is even more substantial or has an even more massive stomach, the zoo has another proposal: for 20 dollars, the aquarium will feed a rat named after your ex to a reptile.

Moreover, you do not have to be present at the zoo when your ex is swallowed up: the San Antonio Zoo streams the entire event live on Facebook. You even get a certificate that you can share on social media and in which you can tag the unfortunate ex.