For those who harbor resentment about that one nasty ex, the San Antonio Zoo in Texas has the perfect solution this Valentine.
For a mere 5 dollars, you can name a cockroach after your ex-sweetheart, and the zoo then feeds it on 14 February to an animal at the “Cry Me a Cockroach” event.
For those whose ex is even more substantial or has an even more massive stomach, the zoo has another proposal: for 20 dollars, the aquarium will feed a rat named after your ex to a reptile.
Moreover, you do not have to be present at the zoo when your ex is swallowed up: the San Antonio Zoo streams the entire event live on Facebook. You even get a certificate that you can share on social media and in which you can tag the unfortunate ex.